The Book of Royisms

Want to race? Roy

I saw Deer this Morning Roy

Pages 1–2 of 22

Who is Claude? Roy

I thought Usher was Dead Hayden

Pages 3–4 of 22

4X Beaver Roy

This will be 200 Digits Instead of 20 Roy

Pages 5–6 of 22

That's an opinion, your opinion Roy

What are you doing? Writing a book? Roy

Pages 7–8 of 22

That won’t make anyone work harder Roy's opinoin on the new plexiglass

Forks Down Roy

Pages 9–10 of 22

Where'd you learn that? Roy, when Maddie said "Living the dream"

It's been that way for 13 years Roy

Pages 11–12 of 22

Even the Egyptians had SKUs Roy (seriously)

Those are Hutterites, they are different. Roy on the gift basket mafia

Pages 13–14 of 22

Do you know who the Hutterites are? Roy

Male gymnastics doesn't have beams. I know because I was a gymnast Roy

Pages 15–16 of 22

You're going to end up on the side of the road and I'm not going to help you Roy to Jami driving Shaun's trailer

They are going to try to hand you candy, don't take it Roy

Pages 17–18 of 22

I got kicked out week one from the losers leauge Roy in regards to the NFL

You need to drink water Roy

Pages 19–20 of 22

Do you even know what this is? Roy holding Hayden's hard drive

Did I threaten you? Roy

Pages 21–22 of 22

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